So, yeah… The only reason I felt inclined to add some words to our lovely blog today was not boredom, it was not sudden inspiration, it was pure necessity. For I, the Esoteric Sheik, the founder of 17 types of esoteric pleasure, will be moving to a desert island in the Pacific for the next 12 days. I hope for an internet connection on said place but I am doubtful. And therefore it is my sad duty to inform you that you will not hear from me for quite a while. My plan is to spend the time there in silent contemplation, while fasting, in utter silence and loneliness, alone with my erotic fantasies. So there. Hear from me later. If you hear from me sooner rather than later, I am not having such a great time.