I haven’t posted anything on AnimamRecro for a few days so I thought I should present something entertaining. Please enjoy the following game and win a prize!

Who is behind door #1?

-He was miraculously conceived and born of the Virgin.
-His father was a carpenter yet born of royal descent.
-His birth was attended by angels, wise men and shepherds, and he was presented with gifts.
-He was persecuted by a tyrant who ordered the slaughter of thousands of infants who feared that the divine child would supplant his kingdom.
-His father was warned by a heavenly voice to flee the tyrant who sought the death of the child. The child was then saved by friends who fled with them in the night to a distant country. When the tyrant learned that his attempt to kill the child failed, he issued a decree that all the infants in the area be put to death.
-He was baptized in a River
-His mission was the salvation of humanity.
-He worked miracles and wonders such as raising the dead and healing lepers, the deaf and the blind.
-He used parables to teach the people about charity and love.
-“He lived poor and he loved the poor.”
-According to some traditions, he died on a tree or was crucified between two thieves.
-He rose bodily from the dead, and ascended to heaven which was witnessed by many.
-He is called the “shepherd god” and “lord of lords,” and was considered “the redeemer, firstborn, sin bearer, liberator, universal Word.”
-He is the second person of the trinity, and proclaimed himself the “resurrection” and the “way to the Father.”
-He was considered the “beginning, the middle and the end,” (“alpha and omega”), as well as being omniscient, omnipresent and omnipotent.
-His disciples bestowed upon him the title “Jezeus,” meaning “pure essence.”
-He will return again riding a white horse to do battle with the “prince of evil,” who will desolate the earth.

Click here to find out if you were right! Oh, I’m sorry! You didn’t win the free car but we’ll give you another chance to win a fabulous gift. Guess who’s behind door #2?

-Born under very poor condition to a virgin mother on December 25th.
-Had 12 disciples and his body was eaten as bread by his worshipers.
-He died for all mankind.
-Buried for three days and resurrected from the dead.
-He was called the Way, the Truth, and the Light, the messiah, and the Savior.

Click here to find out if you were right! Aw! Missed again. We’ll give you one more try. Guess who’s behind door #3?

-Born of a virgin on December 25th under poor conditions.
-His Birth was announced by a star in the east and attended by three wise men.
-He was of royal descent.
-At age 12 he was a child teacher in the Temple, and at 30, he was baptized, having disappeared for 18 years.
-The man who baptized him was decapitated.
-He had 12 helpers.
-He performed miracles, exercised demons and raised the dead.
-He walked on water.
-He was transfigured on the mount.
-He was crucified between two thieves, buried for three days in a tomb, and resurrected.
-He was “The Fisher” and came to fulfill the law.
-He was called “The Way, the Truth, the Light, Messiah, God’s Anointed Son, Son of Man, Good Shepherd, Lamb of God, word made flesh, Word of Truth.”

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